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Created on 2007-07-31 00:58:28 (#13491578), last updated 2009-06-14

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Name:	Malicieux.Aishou
Location:	Havre De Grace, Maryland, United States
Website:	Psychommunity High

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- "Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."

- "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- "Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"

- "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

- "I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me."

- "I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right."

- "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."

- "Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway."

- "I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked hard for it. I deserve it, and no one's going to deprive me of it!"

- "Be careful when lending money to your friends. It can destroy their memory!"

- "Many things are opened by mistake, but none so frequently as the mouth."

- "Part of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at."

- "Those who think they know everything annoy all of us who do."

- "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
13. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name.
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
15. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

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